Neo-Nazis and how I learned to love the Union Jack (Satire)

a belated happy [genocide] day!

I grew up not thinking much about the flag. I knew to respect the Indigenous flag and the flag of the Torres Strait Islands more than the Union Jack clad blue sheet, thanks to my anthro mother. But after my extensive radicalisation and learnedness in flag geometry, I have finally realised the natural superiority of the ol’ Jack and Cross. 

I was brought up with the ideals that colonisation and racism were dark, dark periods in the history of this continent. But thankfully, due to the complete lack of Indigenous history in my schooling, I was saved from becoming one of the looney lefties! The crazy ones that have the radical ideas of [anti-racism] and that colonisation wasn't the best thing for our Indigenous friends. 

Reading the not at all biased history books it is clear that the Indigenous peoples were happy to be second class citizens in such a lucky country as Australia. It seems like nothing at all happened prior to the invasion- I mean colonisation and settling of Australia by the English and their wonderful, wonderful monarchy that we are still subjugated- I mean ruled peacefully and respectfully by, even to this day!

Anyway, back to the whole reason of this wonderful, albeit late, [Genocide Day] special! Happy [Genocide Day] to all my fellow genocide deniers and down-players out there by the way! I personally think it’s absolutely wonderful that we are the only country in the world to celebrate this wonderful anniversary of the start of our English overlord’s genocide against the indigenous peoples of this continent. Even down to the wonderful flag we sport atop our flag poles. Not the silly red, yellow and black one. But the one often to the left and above, the Australian flag! With a main blue body, and white stars representing the wonderful Southern Cross, and to the left and above [this signifies authority, supremacy, and ownership in flag geometry language] the all powerful and not at all waning Union Jack! The flag of the British Isles with geometry borrowed from all [not Wales] of the members of the United Kingdom [again it seems they forgot Wales but that's fine, everyone forgets Wales]!

I personally, and I’m sure most of you do too, think it wonderful that such a relevant and not at all declined power like the British Empire- I mean the United Kingdom has such a lovely and ongoing ownership over us! And in Sydney on the 26th of January this year [2024] some lovely blokes clad in all black showed that they shared that love for our wonderful British overlords. They flew the Union Jack, followed by a nice little flag with a welcoming message to all [white] Australians, and then later down the line the good old Aussie flag! How good is that! It's nice to see that we aren’t ashamed to admit our love for [white] Australia anymore. The looney left and woke mob have been trying to silence us and this love for [white] Australia for so long now. With all their acknowledgements of country and respectful language and political correctness. I mean, we can’t even call the indigenous people [slurs] anymore! I mean when I had one- I mean when I was young we had a blackfella friend and he loved being called [slur] and [different, even worse slur]! He would get all excited, jumping around in his cage- I mean enclosure- I mean habitat- I mean his land- no wait not that. Shit, stop typing you stupid typist. No, don't put that in the article. Stop it! You useless piece of garbage [profanities continue]... 

And that brings us to the end of this wonderful [Genocide Day] special! Chuck an extra genocide sausage on the barbie for me and have a bloody good day!

P.S. Please ignore any square bracketed editors notes, they [are] my comments and [do] represent my own personal opinions and convictions.